Raidou Kuzunoha!
Okay......First,I passed the test.......then became an official Raidou Kuzunoha the 14th.....BUT.......MY F****** KATANA IS BROKEN!!!!! So, I ended up in a very messy situation because of my stupidity...........
Me:Now...........What to deal with this broken katana........
Naoto:Burn it,Toss it somewhere else,Fix it or sell it.
Me:But this katana...........
Naoto:If you using that useless piece of junk then you shall be having difficulties in tides of battle...
Me:............
Naoto:...............How about going to the blacksmitch?
Me:I got no money.
Naoto:...............
Me:..............
Naoto:Can you forge a katana?
Me:Do I look like I know how to forge a katana?
Naoto:Yeah.But.No
Me:What?
Naoto:Nothing.
Me:.............
Naoto:Let's go to the town see got people will forge a katana for you.......
Me:But.....
Naoto:Stop blabbering and go only.
Me:.............
And so.......We went to the town near-by..........But......
Me:This place is like a Graveyard.
Naoto:Try shouting "HEY!!!!!! ANYBODY HERE!?!?!?"
Me:R U MAD?
Naoto:No.But it might work.
Me:Then why don't you do it?
Naoto:Because I am a cat.
Me:.........
Naoto:Just do it.
Me:Fine..............HEY!!
???:*Breathing sounds*
Me:.........No respond.........
Naoto:.........
Me:What a waste of time.(Move away)
???:RARRRGGG!!!!!
Naoto:RAIDOU LOOK OUT!!!!!!
Me:Huh?
And when I turn behind..........I SAW A F****** MONSTER!!!!! So I use my hands and block the attack since my katana is broken.The blow forced me to fell to the ground Head-first.That moster was a Ghoul,a souless person with a hunger that last for an eternity.That Bastard bite my hands.
Ghoul:*Growling*
Me:Egh...........(My hands started to bleed) DAMN YOU!!!(Toss him away to the ground)
Ghoul:Argh.........(Smashe
Me:You gonna pay.EAT THIS! (Shot him with my handgun)
Ghoul:AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHH
Naoto:Are you okay,Raidou?
Me:Like hell I am okay.
Naoto:We should escape as soon as possible.
Me:Yeah......
And so,We turn around and walked away but we are not alone.......
???:*Breathing sound*
Me& Naoto:NO AGAIN!?!?!??
???:RARR!!!!!!
Me& Naoto:RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
This time,it became a gang of them with mixed demons.We ran as fast as we could but they ARE STILL FOLLOWING US IN HIGH SPEED!!
Me:Sh*t. I don't wanna be their dinner!
Naoto:Less talking more RUNNING!!
Da Gang:*leaped to flank us*
Me:Crap.It's a group attack!
Naoto:What will you do? Run or Fight back?
Me:Like hell I can fight them with a broken katana!
So we ran and ran and ran until we ended in a dead end........
Me& Naoto:WE ARE DOOMED!!
Da Gang:RARR!!!!!!
Those freak of Nature flanked us both,forcing us to fell on the ground with them above us.
Ghoul:Me Eat Cat.
Zombie:Me Rape Man
Zombie Lady:Me Sex Man
S*IT!!THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW TO EAT US!!!!! I CAN'T MOVE BECAUSE I AM FLANKED BY THOSE FREAKS! IS THIS THE END OF ME!?
Ghoul.
On the second thought,maybe no.
Da gang:*Wanted to eat us*
Me:*Making a will while chanting for help*
???:*slash**slash**slash**
Da gang: ARGH!!!!!!!
Naoto:Let's RUN NOW!!!!
Me:Yeah!
We took advantage of the situation and ran away as fast as we could.
Me:*huff**huff* I think we *huff**huff* are safe *huff**huff* for now *huff**huff*
Naoto:Yeah.......
Me:*Gasping for oxygen*
Naoto:Let's just go to the Narumi Detective Agency...
Me:Good idea *huff**huff*
And so.We walked from here to there.It took us quite a while so we talked about "that" fellow who help us when we were flanked by the hungry demons.And when we arrive there...............
Naoto:That's a very unfamous place.
Me:Indeed......
We entered the Agency and found a man in his tuxedo,sitting in the office chair.We pressume THAT was Narumi.And we was right.
Narumi:Mmnnn....? *Examinate us*
Me & Naoto:*Silent treament*
Narumi:Oh......... You are the one that the Yateragerasu has sended from the Kuzunoha Village!
Me & Naoto:How did you know?
Narumi:I saw your face already know.The Yateragerasu has sended me a photo of you.
Me:(No wonder)
Narumi:Oh. Pardon me.I forgot to introduce myself.My name is Narumi,the owner of the Agency.
Me:Nice to meet you.
Naoto:Hi.
Narumi:*glare at Naoto*
Naoto:(What's you looking at,Monkey face?)
Narumi:*pull Naoto cheaks*
Naoto:Hrihuy srtop ity youhy bfatu!
Narumi:Oh sorry me.Your beauty amused me.
Me:*cough**cough*
Narumi:Now now.You all must be tired.Let's take a rest shall we?
Me:Yeah....
Narumi: Your room is located in the 2nd floor. Here's your keys *Handed the keys*
Me:Oh.Thank you.*Take the keys*
Naoto:Let's just go only.
Me:Yeah....
Narumi:Good night!
Me:Good night.....
I and Naoto headed to the room.The room was strangely clean with a bed and a place for Naoto to sleep.
Naoto:Very clean
Me:Yeah
Naoto:It's getting late.
Me:Yeah.
Naoto:I sleep here you sleep there.
Me:Okay.
And so,we fast asleep............
Narumi
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