Devil Summoner Episode 3: Day 1 Chaos

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Me:Zzzzzz
Naoto:Zzzzzzzz

???:Hey Johei!
Me:Yes?
???:Let's make a pinky swear!
Me:Pinky swear?
???:Yes.Show me your pinky hand.
Me:Okay......
???:Then,we bend together.
Me:Then....?
???:You must marry me when we grow older~ or else you need to swallow 1000 needles~
Me:Huh...?
???:Done!
Me:What was that?
???:Proof you will marry me when we grew older~ You cannot break it~
Me:Huh? Why?
???:Because...........

Naoto:Nya~
Me:Mmmnnn?
Naoto:Oh.So you finally woke up.
Me:Yeah....
Naoto:Take a shower and get ready yourself.
Me:Yeah,I know.

So,I got to the bathroom.Take a shower,Brush my teeth,Get changed,etc. I was wondering,Who was the lady I talk to in the dream......

Naoto:HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE BATHROOM SO LONG!?
Me:Coming~
Naoto:Jesus.......

Just another day in the Narumi's Detective Agency

Narumi:Oh.Just woke up?
Me:Yeah...
Naoto:Of couse.....
Narumi:*Chunkles*
Me:?
Cat:What so funny?
Narumi:Oh,it's nothing.I am thinking a funny joke.
Cat:(I hope "that" fellow don't pull a prank on me...)
Narumi:Now,shall we grab something to eat?
Me:Okay.....
Narumi:I know just a place to-
???:HEY!
All three of us:*Shocked*
???:Hey,what's in the store,Narumi?
Narumi:Oh,It you.
???:Wadayamean "Oh,It you"?
Narumi:I thougt it was a client.
???:What???
Narumi:Oh,I almost forgot.
???:Forgot what?
Narumi:This mental lady here is Tae,a newspaper writer and a novelist.
Tae:Yes I am a- HEY WAIT A MINUTE.DID YOU CALL ME A MENTAL LADY!!?!?!
Narumi:No.
Tae:Liar! I hear you said it!
Narumi:No I am not.
Tae:Yes you are.
Narumi:No I am not
Tae:Yes you are.
Narumi:No I am not.

It just become a argument all of a sudden.I and Naoto ran away~

Naoto:Okay,What to do now?
Me:Let's go to a shop near-by.My ammo getting low.
Naoto:Good idea.

And so we founded a shop......

Naoto:"The Final Destination shop"
Me:What a strange name for a shop.
Naoto:Let's just enter and see...

We entered the shop.The shop look a lot like a antique shop.

Old man:Oh? Welcome to my shop.Anything you want?
Me:Do you sell ammo and healing medicine?
Old man:Yes.
Me:I did like-

*KABOOM!!!!!!!*

Me:Hey,What was that?
Old man:Oh?You mean the explosion just now?
Me:Of couse!
Old man:It's the mad scientiest.Each time he fail will cause an explosion.If you wanna meet him.Take the stairs there.
Me:Okay.... I will go.
Old man:Oh,Please pass a message to him,"Stop creating explosion so often!You are giving fear to the customers!And watch that electric usage!I ain't paying your electric bill!"
Me:Roger that.
Old man:Good luck going down there.

And so,I and Naoto go down using the stairs.There is a funny message in the door underground.It said "IF YOU THINK I AM GONNA STOP CREATING EXPLOSION,THEN YOU ARE WRONG!HAHA~!"

Naoto:What a rude respond message.
Me:Indeed.
Naoto:Let's enter.
Me:But where the heck is that knob?
Naoto:No knob?
Me:You blind?
Naoto:Brute force time.
Me:You expect me to smash the door?
Naoto:You betcha
Me:.................. Fine............

And so,I kick the door and found......

Victor!

Madman:Mmmmnnnn?
Me:*Shocked*
Naoto:(WTF!?)
Madman:Oh hohoho.....A new victim for my new experiment........ohohoho.....*Looking at us*
Naoto:*Give signal*
Me:*Did not recieve the signal*
Madman:Mmmmnnnnn........?
Me:?
Naoto:(OI!)
Madman:.........You are an interesting fellow..........
Me:Pardon?
Madman:I did forget to introduce myself.My name is Victor.
Me:Nice to meet you.
Victor:And you are?
Naoto:Gunto
Victor:Gunto?What a strange name indeed!Hohoho.
Naoto:(Shut up you Tanjung Rambutan Escapee)
Me:What do you work here?
Victor:Me?I am a Fabulas Scientice.I am creating an artificial human that can be a real human so I can marry her!
Me:*Nods*
Victor:After failure to failure,I did not give up my hope and kept continuing my quest to..........
Naoto:*Whisper* Let's just ran away.
Me:Ok.
Victor:Mmnmnnnnm?Trying to escape~?
We:Uhhh...... No.......
Victor:Good........
Me:I have a question.
Victor:What is it?
Me:Can you make a katana?
Naoto:(Are you outta your mind!?)
Victor:Of couse I can!But......
Me:But.....?
Victor:You must do me a favor.

Devil Summoner Episode 2: A (Not-so) Little Problems......

Devil Summoner Episode 2: A (Not-so) Little Problems......

Saturday, May 15, 2010 at 12:35am |

Raidou Kuzunoha!

Okay......First,I passed the test.......then became an official Raidou Kuzunoha the 14th.....BUT.......MY F****** KATANA IS BROKEN!!!!! So, I ended up in a very messy situation because of my stupidity...........

Me:Now...........What to deal with this broken katana........
Naoto:Burn it,Toss it somewhere else,Fix it or sell it.
Me:But this katana...........
Naoto:If you using that useless piece of junk then you shall be having difficulties in tides of battle...
Me:............
Naoto:...............How about going to the blacksmitch?
Me:I got no money.
Naoto:...............
Me:..............
Naoto:Can you forge a katana?
Me:Do I look like I know how to forge a katana?
Naoto:Yeah.But.No
Me:What?
Naoto:Nothing.
Me:.............
Naoto:Let's go to the town see got people will forge a katana for you.......
Me:But.....
Naoto:Stop blabbering and go only.
Me:.............

And so.......We went to the town near-by..........But............

Me:This place is like a Graveyard.
Naoto:Try shouting "HEY!!!!!! ANYBODY HERE!?!?!?"
Me:R U MAD?
Naoto:No.But it might work.
Me:Then why don't you do it?
Naoto:Because I am a cat.
Me:.........
Naoto:Just do it.
Me:Fine..............HEY!!!!!! ANYBODY HERE!?!?!?
???:*Breathing sounds*
Me:.........No respond.........
Naoto:.........
Me:What a waste of time.(Move away)
???:RARRRGGG!!!!!
Naoto:RAIDOU LOOK OUT!!!!!!
Me:Huh?

And when I turn behind..........I SAW A F****** MONSTER!!!!! So I use my hands and block the attack since my katana is broken.The blow forced me to fell to the ground Head-first.That moster was a Ghoul,a souless person with a hunger that last for an eternity.That Bastard bite my hands.

Ghoul:*Growling*
Me:Egh...........(My hands started to bleed) DAMN YOU!!!(Toss him away to the ground)
Ghoul:Argh.........(Smashed to the ground)
Me:You gonna pay.EAT THIS! (Shot him with my handgun)
Ghoul:AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!....... (Died)
Naoto:Are you okay,Raidou?
Me:Like hell I am okay.
Naoto:We should escape as soon as possible.
Me:Yeah......

And so,We turn around and walked away but we are not alone.......

???:*Breathing sound*
Me& Naoto:NO AGAIN!?!?!??
???:RARR!!!!!!
Me& Naoto:RUN!!!!!!!!!!!

This time,it became a gang of them with mixed demons.We ran as fast as we could but they ARE STILL FOLLOWING US IN HIGH SPEED!!

Me:Sh*t. I don't wanna be their dinner!
Naoto:Less talking more RUNNING!!
Da Gang:*leaped to flank us*
Me:Crap.It's a group attack!
Naoto:What will you do? Run or Fight back?
Me:Like hell I can fight them with a broken katana!

So we ran and ran and ran until we ended in a dead end........

Me& Naoto:WE ARE DOOMED!!
Da Gang:RARR!!!!!!

Those freak of Nature flanked us both,forcing us to fell on the ground with them above us.

Ghoul:Me Eat Cat.
Zombie:Me Rape Man
Zombie Lady:Me Sex Man

S*IT!!THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT HOW TO EAT US!!!!! I CAN'T MOVE BECAUSE I AM FLANKED BY THOSE FREAKS! IS THIS THE END OF ME!?

Ghoul.

On the second thought,maybe no.

Da gang:*Wanted to eat us*
Me:*Making a will while chanting for help*
???:*slash**slash**slash**BOOM!*
Da gang: ARGH!!!!!!!
Naoto:Let's RUN NOW!!!!
Me:Yeah!

We took advantage of the situation and ran away as fast as we could.

Me:*huff**huff* I think we *huff**huff* are safe *huff**huff* for now *huff**huff*
Naoto:Yeah.......
Me:*Gasping for oxygen*
Naoto:Let's just go to the Narumi Detective Agency...
Me:Good idea *huff**huff*

And so.We walked from here to there.It took us quite a while so we talked about "that" fellow who help us when we were flanked by the hungry demons.And when we arrive there...............

Naoto:That's a very unfamous place.
Me:Indeed......

We entered the Agency and found a man in his tuxedo,sitting in the office chair.We pressume THAT was Narumi.And we was right.

Narumi:Mmnnn....? *Examinate us*
Me & Naoto:*Silent treament*
Narumi:Oh......... You are the one that the Yateragerasu has sended from the Kuzunoha Village!
Me & Naoto:How did you know?
Narumi:I saw your face already know.The Yateragerasu has sended me a photo of you.
Me:(No wonder)
Narumi:Oh. Pardon me.I forgot to introduce myself.My name is Narumi,the owner of the Agency.
Me:Nice to meet you.
Naoto:Hi.
Narumi:*glare at Naoto*
Naoto:(What's you looking at,Monkey face?)
Narumi:*pull Naoto cheaks*
Naoto:Hrihuy srtop ity youhy bfatu!
Narumi:Oh sorry me.Your beauty amused me.
Me:*cough**cough*
Narumi:Now now.You all must be tired.Let's take a rest shall we?
Me:Yeah....
Narumi: Your room is located in the 2nd floor. Here's your keys *Handed the keys*
Me:Oh.Thank you.*Take the keys*
Naoto:Let's just go only.
Me:Yeah....
Narumi:Good night!
Me:Good night.....

I and Naoto headed to the room.The room was strangely clean with a bed and a place for Naoto to sleep.

Naoto:Very clean
Me:Yeah
Naoto:It's getting late.
Me:Yeah.
Naoto:I sleep here you sleep there.
Me:Okay.

And so,we fast asleep............

Narumi

Devil Summoner Episode 1:The Rise of Raidou Kuzunoha the 14th

Devil Summoner Episode 1:The Rise of Raidou Kuzunoha the 14th

Sunday, May 9, 2010 at 10:40pm |

My traning place.

.........Nothing.

All:(That was weird.......)

I and Mike advance forward but I fell a cool chill to my spines.

Mike: What the matter puny summoner?
Me:(Lying) Nothing
Mike: O RLY?
Me: Yes.
Mike:......
Me:.......
Naoto: Look out!

A shadow suddenly attack me and Mike.We both got attacked and suffer severe injuries.

Me:Ugh...... Wh...at ......was.....(spit blood) that...
Mike: (Pass out)
Shadow:......

I started to feel very dizzy and sleepy.My vision started to be very blur. The shadow came nearer and trying to grap me.I got no strength left due to the blow of his.Before I pass out, I hear a voice.

Voice:RRRAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!!
Shadow:(Smashed to a wall near-by.)
Naoto:HEY! ARE YOU STILL ALIVE RAIDOU?
Me:(Stil feeling very dizzy)
Voice:Take this,cat!(toss something) Make him eat it!
Naoto:*Grap the thing. mmmmnnnn?Ohhh.......... (Forcing me to eat)
Me:*Started to regain conceinous
Shadow:Mnmnm!!!
Voice:Egh......
Me:*Awake and his injuries is healed

It seems like the voice was Okuninushi and th Shadow has a replica of me.I drew out my katana and headed to the replica of me.I slashed his back and he started to bleed black blood.He was in pain and pushed Okuninushi away and attack me.I skillfully blocked the attack and counter him but he was quite flexisible to void my attack.He trying to slash my head off but I did a front roll and miss the attack.I stand there at ready position waiting for the shadow.The shadow copy my stance.We both rushed at high speed at each other and I won. My shadow has fallen but my katana was broken.Everyone but Mike was shocked.

Me : *Looking his katana* What.......
Naoto: It seem's like you might need to fix it after you pass
Me: *Feeling down*
Okuninushi:Now now.Let's go back since there's no doors left.
Me:Yeah...... *Put back his Katana*

Okuninushi carry Mike with her and followed us back to the big tree.

Big tree:Result.........Gouto the 14th........
Naoto:He passed because of his skills in battle and commanding the demons skillfully in the tides of
battle.
Big tree:......
Me:.......
Naoto:........
The demons:..........
Big tree: Lee...... Chun......... Heng.........
Me: Yes sir?
Big Tree: You has pass the exam and offically become a true devil summoner by the name of Raidou Kuzunoha.You must make a vow that you shall leave your true name behind with the name of Raidou Kuzunoha the 14th.You shall not humuliate the name of Raidou Kuzunohas that was passed down by generations by our ancesters.Do Thou agree the terms?Lee Chun Heng?
Me:Yes.
Big Tree:Well then.... the vow shall begins........... Lee Chun Heng......... Show your hands.....
Me:Yes sir. *Show my hands*

Then there was a claping sound that echos through the hall.I felt like somebody has claped my hands.

Big tree: The vow has over...... Raidou Kuzunoha the 14th......
Me:Yes sir?
Big Tree:Gouto the 14th........
Me:Listening~
Big tree:You two shall be placed in Narumi's Detective Agency.Don't fail us.Now go!Raidou Kuzunoha the 14th.
We two:Yes sir!

And I and Naoto ran away from the hall and headed to Narumi's Detective Agency but first........ I must fix my katana............

Devil Summoner Episode 0:Prolouge Made in Saturday, May 1, 2010 at 12:56am

My name is Raidou Kuzunoha

"OK!.Now the time!".I steeled myself and enter the door.Inside the door was a gigantic tree.The tree ask for my name.I show no fear towards the tree and answer his question.The tree lecturing me for a while then he call a people name.The fellow was a cat(!?).The cat can talk too.The cat named himself as Naoto.Then the tree ask him to direct me to the exam hall.I ready myself and follow Naoto.The hall was huge.I saw two guardians on the hall with weapons in their hands.Then suddendly,The guardians moved and trying to kill me. I dodge the attack and counter him using my katana but it appears unharmed.The second guardian appears behind me and attacked me from behind.I got blowed to towards a wall and hurt myself.Blood following from my head to the ground.I used a different strategy this time,use my handgun (.98 magmum).I fire a shot toward the gurdians but my effort was fruitless.I reload my gun and voided another attack from the gurdians.Then,I figureted out a great idea.

First,I dragged them to face each other.Second, I wait till they attack me at the same time.If I sucess, they both will became vulnerable.So I did according to plan I created and I success of pulling it off the plan.I jumped and slash both their heads off their body.The guardians was silenced.I use some healing items to stop my injuries from getting worse and recover some of my energy.

I ask Naoto where to go next and he said to the next hall at the end of this hall.Before I go,Naoto stopped me and taught me how to do the demon summoning.He said that it is important to learn if I seek to became a true Raidou Kuzunoha the 14th.I listen to his lecturing and remember the key points about it.After that, I entered the room he said and I found this fellow

Demon:RARRR!!!!!!!!!!
Me:...........
Demon:..............
Naoto:Are you the demon who will aid him in his exam?
Demon:Yes.
Naoto:Then?Why your are trying to scare him?
Demon:I wanna see he got react or not....
Me:.........
Demon:Meh.... You no fun.
Naoto:What your name?
Demon:Call me Mike
Naoto:Ok Mike, Why are you the only one here in this hall?
Mike:To train that idiot fool.
Me:-Annoyed-
Naoto:This is a good chance to do what I taught you.
Me:-nod-

20 minutes later.............

Naoto:Mmmmmn...........
Mike:So?How was it?
Naoto:Not bad.
Mike:So....... What to do now?
Naoto:Next hall again.
Mike:Oh man.........

We three went to the other room and found another demon.

Mike & Naoto: HI!
Demon:.........
All:..............
Naoto:Are you the demon that we must defeat?
Demon:Yes.
Mike:Then,why are we waiting for?
Me: -Don't know what to say-
Mike:C'mon..........
Me: -Lost-
Mike:DAMN YOU!!!! FASTER MAKE A CHOICE!!!! DAMMIT!!!!!!!!
Demon:..............
Naoto:...............
Mike:URGH!!!!! THAT IT!!! I'LL DEFEAT THE DEMON!!!!

Mike charge in and attack the demon.The demon received the blow but was unharmed and counter with it's blade attached behind it.Mike nearly miss the attack but his arm was injured.I move in and attack the demon but it was unharmed and my blade can't penetrate the armor.The demon counter me but I back-flip before I was damaged and fired 3 shots from my handgun (Left 3 bullet in it).The effect was same.The bullets can't penetrate the demon armor.

Naoto: (Is that the best he can do?)
Mike:Ugh....... (Touching his injured arm)
Me: -Thinking-
Demon: -Ready position-
Me: (Aha......)

I heal Mike injuries and ask him to do something . Mike nods.

Me:Ready?
Mike:Yes.

Mike given me some of his power to me.I channel his power to my katana and my katana started shining.I attack the demon and the demon started to show sight of injuries.I command Mike to cast fire toward the demon.Mike spit the fire and I blowed the fire toward the injured part of the demon.The demon has fallen after it received the damage.My katana stopped glowing after that.

Naoto: (They were better than I thought)
Mike:We did it!!!
Me: -nods toward Mike-
Me: -toward the demon- What was your name?
Demon:Okuninushi
Me: Here. -Give item toward the demon-
Mike:What you give?
Me: Healing medicine.
Mike:WHAT!??!?!??!?
Naoto:Skip the craps you two.Let go to the next hall.

We three advanced to the next hall leaving Okuninushi behide.On the next hall, we found.....................

.............................. (To Be Continued)

Welcome to the Halls Of Kuzunohas!

WELCOME TO THE HALLS OF KUZUNOHAS!!!!!